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Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
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seagul eats rat

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo
by Flonky March 7, 2025
mugGet the seagul eats ratmug.

Put her in the paint and let her eat!

A phrase said when you throw all caution to the wind, usually in reference to a vehicle when racing, offroading, or towing a heavy load.
Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."

Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"
by Dieselman994 May 15, 2024
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Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck
Person2-“I don’t know
Person 1-“eat my shorts”
by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017
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what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
by Average UD writer July 22, 2024
mugGet the SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one caresmug.

Turn around and eat the pit

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."
by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025
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Eat bricks

When you get in an argument with someone and don’t speak with them for a certain amount of time
He pissed me off so now he’ll eat bricks until I get over it.
by Redrover November 6, 2020
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