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DOUCHE Ré

The act of being an asshole or a dick
We always can count on Andrew to commit the act of DOUCHE Ré
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Douche Tard

n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.
Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
by hammerneck August 26, 2013
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Douche Troll

A very particular type of a gay man.
I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.
by twatwaffle1 December 13, 2010
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douche tannel

one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.
1)Danny: Zach, stop fucking talking to me.
Nick: Danny, cut it out you douche tannel.
by jimmy durante January 30, 2009
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Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.
Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups
by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011
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Douche Bag

1)He is suchhhh a douche bag.

2) Wow. What a douche bag.

3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
by IamTruthing. December 14, 2010
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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 11, 2021
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