dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.

Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!

by aromabinger June 10, 2024

Dead

What Happens When You try to cut Karen in line at Walmart.

"That dude tried to cut me in line at walmart now he is dead" said Karen

by Karen's Son April 30, 2020

Dead

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.

I am literally Dead because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Dead

Laughing so hard that one can hardly breathe. It also could mean that they really are dead and should be taken to the hospital...or just trying to get sum kitty ya know what I'm saying

Ja'tavious: Yo that joke was so funny I'm dead bruh.
Genisis: you jus tryna fuck but yea ik that was hella funny.
Ja'tavious: what so I can get yo num??
Genisis: yea, don't stop laughing at my jokes tho.

by Meme.me_out January 13, 2020

fucking dead

when someone dies what did u think.

Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*

by esckey123 March 15, 2023

I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

“i’m dead!”

by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023

Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.

Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020