cum knuckles

when u cum on ur knuckles and punch a chick in the face when ur fuckin her

"i totally gave my girl cum knuckles last nite"

"dude was she pissed?"

"hell ya she has a black eye"

by THE CUM KNUCKLER September 13, 2009

Second cumming

1.the act of ejaculating 2(or more) times in 12 hours

Part of speech:Noun

Jim:"i hate rainy days"

Adam:"yeah me too, i was so bored that i jacked off,had lunch and then was bored again so i went for a second cumming"

Jim:"did you get it?"

Adam:"yeah!"

by Jack Coff November 30, 2009

Bubble Cum

When a man makes a women chew a piece of bubble gum and then stretches it out on the head of his penis. Then he cums into the gum creating a cum bubble.

"WOW, thats the biggest bubble cum I've ever seen."

by James MIlano February 23, 2008

cum nugget

sabrina s. of nashua. a fat, stupid bitch who kisses people she shouldn't. like someone's boyfriend. ya know like josh.

that cum nugget kissed josh on thanksgiving night, when Jonh brown was looking at his car.

by boobiesarecool January 22, 2008

Cum Fountain

When you are fucking real hard, after you cum, make your girlfriend queef that shit out it ni.

Did you like that cum fountain>

hell ya it Ni

by uhhyesyesyesyes June 9, 2009

Cum McFlurry

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

by Longo January 18, 2008

cum-plug

The hardened deposit of semen left in the male urethra after masturbation or intercourse. Usually formed when one doesn't "clean the pipes" after such activity resulting in a temporary blockage that can lead to random urinary problems and sometimes temporary pain.

Dude, I forgot to piss after whackin' off and now I got a wicked cum-plug. I just accidentally pissed all over my bathroom.

by Seamoss May 20, 2007