BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.

Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!

by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

Boner

when ur huge/small/average cock is bigger than usual because u see Ice Spice in her new music video with the 9989 person she collabed with

I have a huge boner because I saw 4 big guys on my screen

by mzdth May 28, 2023

GAY PENG BONERS

The gay peng boners are fittest human beings ever

They are in a group including ruby , George and Vince

They all have big dicks

Those fit boners and GAY PENG BONERS

by Lololoolol123 April 14, 2019

bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching

her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner

by sankton42 April 24, 2022

body boner

when your entire body tenses when looking at something you like

i saw Dylan O’Brien on my tv, this gave me a body boner

by Katinator January 21, 2024