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Kevin J*n

An arrogant, manipulative, narcissistic, selfish, toxic, inconsiderate, idiotic, greedy, cheating, lying asshole.
Person 1: Hey, do you know a guy named Kevin J*n? I heard he's coming to the party.
Person 2: No fucking way, Kevin? I hate that motherfucker.
by hater1287123 March 4, 2025
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J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.
The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.
by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022
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J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.
I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!
by Shuaman June 18, 2019
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J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
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[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
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J-Circle

It's like the J-Double, its a group of males giving the same position with their two females of choice, and the females all get passed around, in either a circle, triangle, or a line.
Sex God: "YOOOO I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A J-CIRCLE"

Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."
by JObatala May 28, 2022
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PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.
Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!
by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024
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