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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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WeT HiP

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"
by Appetite March 29, 2008
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wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side
I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin
by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018
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Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
by MegRoe December 6, 2019
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Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander
Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it
Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023
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Wet Saturday

When you make your girlfriend cum 100 time by midnight.
Bae you think our anniversary what until we have our first wet Saturday.
by Larrico April 17, 2021
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