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full-time cunt

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.
Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.
by lukethegook. August 25, 2011
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Epic Meal Time

A combination of the worlds finest foods (bacon,chocolate,burgers,cheese,and bacon slices) with the worlds finest booze (Jack Daniels) and the endless creations those can bring in one amazing video which will never cease to amaze and tantalize you're taste buds. Bringing never ending bacon slices and shot after shot of JD's to you're hater dreams.
Harley:Here in Epic Meal Time we're bringing you more Bacon slices and Jack Daniels. Enough to change the game. Whatchu know about breakfast haterz?
by Loganepicmealfan September 24, 2011
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Chinese dentist time

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".
by carbona not glue November 2, 2010
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long time no see

greeting. used to discribe a positive feeling of remeet old friends.
"long time no see, John! Where have you been this month?"
"Canada, I went to see my daughter there."
by raogaoqi October 30, 2013
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All Time Low

The best band ever. For real. You should definitely check them out. They call themselves pop-punk..and they're amazing.

Alex Gaskarth-Vocals and guitar
Jack Barakat-Guitar
Rian Dawson-Drums
Zack Merrick-Bass
(then there are some other sweet people, but they're a secret)

EPs:
The Three Words to Remember When Dealing With the End (2004)
Put Up or Shut Up (2006)
CDs:
The Party Scene (2005)
So Wrong, It's Right (2007)
"I totally just found the best band ever on MySpace. They're called All Time Low. If you don't check them out, you're a douche!"
by StxStns&Sarah November 22, 2007
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Three Times Bitch

1. A variant of the all-too-popular expletive "Bitch". Typically screamed in highly frustrating and tedious situations.

2. An individual who is so pissy that bitch doesn't describe him/her correctly. The name "three times bitch" is necessary.

Origin: Triple Bitch
Example 1: Halo game
Noob: "I just got sniped again! A three times bitch!"

Example 2: School
Brian: "We have a project due tomorrow? A three times bitch!"

Example 3:
D.A.: "Adam is such a three times bitch on Call of Duty. All he does is whine."
by strongsauce March 11, 2009
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Non-Real Time

time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.
Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.
by CCS612 April 15, 2009
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