old hamstring

Some guy named romen who smells

Eww Roman is such an old hamstring

by Petter the griffin October 11, 2018

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

40 yr old frat

A group of guys that call themselves the band only one of them has played an instrument though

They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf

Hey what did the 40 yr old frat do

They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day

Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing

Yeah

by Frat boy Chad July 21, 2021

Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

old iowa trick

A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.

"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"

"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."

by Cofveve July 27, 2017

Old Brown Shoe

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009