October 26 

National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation

Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.

October 26 by sadbish October 21, 2019

October 22 

National make out day !!!! Grab a friend and smooch smooch in the nearest bathroom

“Yo I just made out with kylie!”
“NO FUCKIN WAY MY TURN BRO”
“I mean october 22 is national make out day!”

October 22 by Livinlikeslarry October 21, 2019

October 26 

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it

EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”

October 26 by Bobthecreeper2008 October 21, 2019

October 23 

The day where guy and girl best friends have to go on a date

Guy: wanna go on a date?
Girl: eww we’re just friends
Guy: but it’s October 23
Girl: fine

October 23 by GrumpyDolly19449385 October 21, 2019

October 26 

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

October 26 by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019

October 22 

free hugs all day no questions asked. especially for Zac and Charlie

Charlie: hey you know what....
Zac: no what
Charlie: its October 22nd
Zac: what does that mean
Charlie: I can hug u, no questions asked
Zac: yay! my favorite day

October 22 by swaggygal04 October 21, 2019

October 22 

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

October 22 by Slangboi October 21, 2019