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Green Day

the bestest band ever, WHO ARE NOT POP! they are ROCK! consisting of billie joe armstrong (the cutest guy on the planet!!) mike dirnt (looks like my grandad -60) and tre cool (child catcher!!)and ason white kinda (unofficial band member) they make the most samazing music EVER

or a day of smoking pot... mmm
green day fan: woah! billie joe is realy cute! and listen to the music... the music...

druggie: mmm pot...
by gigi the poodle July 21, 2005
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green day

A band with a bunch of buttfucking fags that sing shitty songs that everyone likes. The cd "American idiot" is embarrasing and a piece of shit. People think they are cool because they are "rebellious","punk", or "democrat" when they are just a boy band bubble gum pop cocksuckers. It has spawned a whole group of kids that say they are democrat to be cool when they dont know anything about politics at all. Lets all face it Green day is just another MTV pop band which needs to rot in hell. The songs are nothing but annoying, repetitive and untalented, and actual dems dont listen to this shit. Everyone who has graduated middle shcool or has pubes should not listen to this band.
Green day fan: Did you by the new Green day cd it is so punk and cool, I hate bush

someone with balls: Green Day can suck my cock

Green day fan: You are so not cool Green day is da bomb XOXO I feel so rebellious!
someone with balls: You are such a dumb stupid fucking fag, you goofy little fingerpainters can jump of a fucking bridge

{puts american idiot in the microwave}
by melanthex March 31, 2005
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b-day

"it's my b-day wanna fuck"
"how bout a nice b-day fuck for steve"
"u kno what a good present for my b-day would be kelcie? (some pussy)"
by stephen pearce November 18, 2003
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Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
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Appointment Day

the day a common dealer picks up and his/her clients make appointments to buy, usually referring to marijuana.
Stoner 1: "Darn, I am fresh out of nuggets."

Stoner 2: "Don't be sad, it's Appointment Day!"

Stoner 1: "Hooray!"
by Jay-Jay Biggie December 19, 2010
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Osama Day

The day that Osama left his cave and was shot in the head
by benja the hut May 24, 2011
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day killer

Someone who's had a bad day, and uses their negative emotions against you, or someone in a terrible mood who tries to make everyone feel the same way. All in all, they bring everyone down with their negative energy to bring themselves up. Similar to a party pooper.
Mary D. and Elizabeth got so drunk at the party last night, they woke up in a pile of vomit next to an old man. When they went to school, they dumped on everyone they saw. Everyone did not enjoy shit on their faces, so they called Mary D. and Elizabeth "the day killers."
by authOOr July 5, 2006
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