Identify December

If you’re a guy you would now act like a girl so if you see a girl that leaves you on open for a mili-second u must spam them saying omg why did u leave me on open meanieee or “wyd?” Every minute And if your a girl then decide for yourself cause I’m a guy :/

M“Why did u leave me on open?”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”

by Big Boi Drafty November 23, 2019

December

Lifestyle month in South Africa whereby everyday automatically becomes a Saturday. This is the month where if they send you to the shop chances of you coming back in January are highly at risk, so you must be prepared.
And you can’t afford to wake up later than 7am.

Mom: “Thabo can you please go buy bread for breakfast”?
Thabo: “Okay mom”
Mom: “so now where are you going with the cooler box”?
Thabo: “it’s December”

by Bombo November 25, 2021

December 1

This is national kissing day. Where you have to kiss someone

X: You have to kiss me!!
Y: why?
X: its december 1st

by poosyeater83829 December 1, 2022

December 11

Slap your tall friend day.

short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?

Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏

by anonymous December 10, 2020

December 4

Tell the person you’re texting how you really feel day

Hey man it’s December 4 it’s time to tell them

by TCU756J December 3, 2020

December 17th

December 17th is national make out with your partner day! If you see them make sure to have fun!😏🥴

Her: Do yk that December 17th is national make out with your partner day?
Him: I will be over in min!

by ReaperRed69 December 11, 2022

December 3rd

The day you cry in your crushes hoodie while listening to Heather- Connan gray in a sad playlist. Red or blue Led lights for the best experience loves <3

Mom: why are you crying in your room blasting this music?
You: its December 3rd.. 🥺

by Thxtonesadchick December 2, 2021