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columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.
Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.
by Jerry November 30, 2003
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Green Day

the bestest band ever, WHO ARE NOT POP! they are ROCK! consisting of billie joe armstrong (the cutest guy on the planet!!) mike dirnt (looks like my grandad -60) and tre cool (child catcher!!)and ason white kinda (unofficial band member) they make the most samazing music EVER

or a day of smoking pot... mmm
green day fan: woah! billie joe is realy cute! and listen to the music... the music...

druggie: mmm pot...
by gigi the poodle July 21, 2005
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green day

A band with a bunch of buttfucking fags that sing shitty songs that everyone likes. The cd "American idiot" is embarrasing and a piece of shit. People think they are cool because they are "rebellious","punk", or "democrat" when they are just a boy band bubble gum pop cocksuckers. It has spawned a whole group of kids that say they are democrat to be cool when they dont know anything about politics at all. Lets all face it Green day is just another MTV pop band which needs to rot in hell. The songs are nothing but annoying, repetitive and untalented, and actual dems dont listen to this shit. Everyone who has graduated middle shcool or has pubes should not listen to this band.
Green day fan: Did you by the new Green day cd it is so punk and cool, I hate bush

someone with balls: Green Day can suck my cock

Green day fan: You are so not cool Green day is da bomb XOXO I feel so rebellious!
someone with balls: You are such a dumb stupid fucking fag, you goofy little fingerpainters can jump of a fucking bridge

{puts american idiot in the microwave}
by melanthex March 31, 2005
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b-day

"it's my b-day wanna fuck"
"how bout a nice b-day fuck for steve"
"u kno what a good present for my b-day would be kelcie? (some pussy)"
by stephen pearce November 18, 2003
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Labour Day

A public holiday that falls on the first Monday of September, observed in Canada and the United States (Americans spell "labour" as "labor"). In Canada, this is a "statutory holiday", meaning that no one can technically be forced to work it, but those who are willing to must be compensated with government-specified higher pay.

Labour Day, at least in its modern, early 21st century form, does not have any specific, traditional rites or celebrations. It is meant to be a day spent relaxing or recreating, as it celebrates the year's hard labour by workers. Much more common, in other countries, is to have the celebration of May Day (1st day in May), although this is often associated with marches in support of organised labour (unions), and (unfortunately), in recent years, potentially violent demonstrations and actions against wealthy, multi-national corporations.

It is safe to say that May Day is not celebrated in the US because of its ties to and sympathies toward socialism and communism. It can equally be presumed that Canada has aligned its workers' holiday with the US for reasons of politics and economics, as well as commercial convenience.
"Labour Day is an official day of rest for workers. While May Day is meant to do the same, many workers take to the street instead, marching in support of workers' rights."
by outaouais September 8, 2011
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Tit day

A day in which a girl decides she needs to get some extra attention by showing off massive amounts of cleavage.
Dude did you see Jenna today? She was totally having a tit day.
by The Captain 88 February 26, 2011
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Osama Day

The day that Osama left his cave and was shot in the head
by benja the hut May 24, 2011
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