Golli bear

The king Mackey, known for selling his body on the street of BootYaAround, and fingering fat stmc mothers in Elm Park

The Mans also a jiggilo

Fella is that golli bear

Oh shit it is better legih brother X

by Golli bear lover lad January 28, 2018

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Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 07, 2024

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fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

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Choochy Bear

A funny bear that always makes you laugh .

I always get a good laugh when I hang out with Choochy Bear .

by The queen of England April 17, 2021

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Essex Bear

Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now

by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022

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