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Rusty Bean 

When you get a fat girl, and take her to taco bell, order her three bean burritos, then have her eat them. You take her home and get her naked, put your head on her belly and rub it. When you hear a rumbling, you bend her over, put you head above 3 inches from her butt hole, and let her fart into your mouth. If you are lucky you will get a bean.
"Hey did you give that girl a rusty bean last night," said johnny.
"Oh yeah, for sure," said Dale
Rusty Bean by johnny hol-mes March 25, 2010
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Laser Beams 

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.
Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.
Laser Beams by Noah J. October 5, 2006
Refers directly to the beadiness of the eyes. especially beady mother fuckers and/or squinty-eyed dowies. spreads negativity and depression.
"That boy James Dawson is the beadiest mother fucker i have ever seen." or "suck on my beads like you're milking sue dawson, mrrrowwww."
Beads by James Michael Dawson November 19, 2007

bean counter 

One who accounts for the residents of a Hispanic neighborhood.
Those Bean Counters are working for Immagration
bean counter by Richard Roe February 15, 2006

juju bean 

A small oval round shaped candy that you smoke crack in. Then you put a juju on the ground and you turn it all around then you step on it.
Yo son pass that hard hard yo, we need to get me dat juju bean kid!
juju bean by poopstick master January 22, 2011

Bean Packin 

To have more people in the car than the amount of seat belts. Refers to the way Mexicans ride through the "getto"

To call your ride a bean-packin-mobile you must abide to these rules.

1) 2 or more people own the car and use it.
2) has plastic spinners or any type of plastic rim
3) always has some kind of food in the back seat
4) obviously there must be a Mexican in the car (or think your Mexican thats alright too)
5) there is more than one thing wrong with the car Ex: the frunt window doesnt open, or you have to hotwire the car to start it.
6) has been had some kind of drive by AKA egged, gunned down, burritoed, paint balled, spit on, or shat on or in, ect.
7) people don't want to get picked up by your car either because of looks or the driver.
8) at some point in time there has to have been someone sleeping in the car
9) THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN THE CAR
10) there isnt any rules, if your Bean packin, you know it!
Riley: Dude trystan, why we bean packin. How many people can we fit in this 92 Toyota. (riley looks in the car, theres a Mexican in the front seat)Actually i think ill will walk.
Trystan: allright dude, but you know i only make $7.50 an hour what did you expect a fuckin lambo.
Jose: you dirty gringo get back here ill knife the shit out of you.
Riley: im gettin the fuck outa dodge, you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito.
Bean Packin by Jubs the Explorer December 15, 2008

Bean and Cheese Burrito 

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.