bum around the house

to do next to nothing around the house, to laze or stroll around
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)

1.
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?

2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes

by wongerMcdonger December 30, 2024

Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

bum riddance

An expression of sorrow to see someone or something good departing.

It was bum riddance to see Charles retire after 45 years.

by Daddyrat April 29, 2020

receding bum hairs

wen ur bum hairs receed liek mine

me receding bum hairs receed!
mine too!

by ScorchingSmegma February 12, 2023

bum

a homeless person

jesse is a bum

by youbumbruh May 4, 2018

Bailey Bummed

When a guy called Bailey rocks up in his Merc, flashes his cock and we all run OFF!

Taxi driver just pulled up and Bailey bummed your mum!

by Chef de Clunge June 28, 2025