Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019
Get the Old Analmug. When you’re riding a guy’s cock and you squirt so hard that you force his dick out of you with the ensuing gush.
I was riding him like a pony when he made me have an old faithful and I launched myself right off his dick.
by Taz’sgirl November 14, 2019
Get the Old Faithfulmug. by Retrostyle November 24, 2020
Get the New Age Old Schoolmug. Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.
What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
by rwellz April 26, 2024
Get the old people dustmug. When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
Get the Old town roadmug. by Seytosse October 9, 2023
Get the Gay 11 year oldmug. 