James and the Giant Peach

When the male genitalia becomes soft and shrinks down upon entering a female’s vagina making intercourse impossible thereby he must plant his finger James on her clitoris peach pit in order to grow a ripe giant peach

I just drank a lot of Jameson, guess I’ll have to James and the giant peach her tonight!

James and the Giant Peach by sageberry420 May 19, 2015

I just lost the game

Yeah, I just lost it too

you: "I just lost the game"

someone completely different: "Dang me too, stupid game"

I just lost the game by thats what you think May 27, 2010

i lost the game

damn it

person 1: I *won* the lottery
person 2: damn it
person 1: damn it? I just won the lottery...
person 2: whatever... i lost the game

i lost the game by lyteWUN August 7, 2008

Magic: The Gathering 

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins

Magic: The Gathering by Anonymous April 13, 2003

The Golden Girl 

The Golden Girls is a sweet show on lifetime about four women in their late sixties. "The Golden Girl" is a move where you soak your hand in water until it gets all pruney like an old lady's, then u jerk off...

I tried out The Golden Girl last night... works everytime.

The Golden Girl by dio20 December 16, 2005

plowing the guts 

Having intercourse with a ho. Sometimes heard as "gettin' up in the guts".

What wuz you doing in the bathroom with my sister so long?

Step off fool...I wuz plowing the guts! Can't you see she's walking all crooked!

plowing the guts by HoMaster May 6, 2005

Oscar the Grouch 

(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night

Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.

Oscar the Grouch by Kurt Chapman January 30, 2008