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three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"
*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years
Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .
by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021
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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017
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Rule #1

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1
by niggerballsss February 12, 2023
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Pokémon rule

The Pokémon rule is when someone says that they pick one of two options and then say “I choose you!”
Cody Rhodes said he wasn’t going to go to wrestlemania against Roman Reigns, only to say at a later date“I choose you Roman Reigns!” Putting in a fake out Pokémon move meant that they picked one of two options and said “I choose you!” Like a fake out and the Pokémon rule
by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024
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Rule 34

by I Love Fortnite November 10, 2021
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rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back
Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"
by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024
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