ugly as shit

When someone is fucking ugly. Everyone knows they are ugly and they know they are ugly.

Max Danner is ugly as shit.

by Courtney Crispin January 11, 2010

shit disturber

Started in Canada, a person who will at any cost go out of their to annoy and irritate people. This phrase originally started when people went around disturbing other random people in public washrooms when they were taking a shit. Consequently the people that were being disturbed, when taking a dump, would curse and get angry with thedisturber but they were not in a position to do anything since they were still in the public washroom stall with their pants down when the incident occurred. They were also not quick enough to catch the culprit in time before he or she ran out. When a person runs into the washroom wets toilet paper and throws it over the stall at the person taking a shit thus gaining a thrill out of it

Joe is a real shit disturber cause he always causes trouble.

by Mattew March 12, 2008

Jagermeister Shit

The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs.

The victim usually ends up in the shower to clean his or her self up.

Dude my Jagermeister Shit was so awful I used 1 whole roll of toilet paper on the back of my legs alone. I got in the shower to clean the rest of it off and I ended up having to plunger the shower drain.

by Dan Daly July 13, 2009

Shit Bitch

When being a bitch isn't harsh enough Shit Bitch is the answer.

Shut up you stupid Shit Bitch

by TylerNight November 28, 2010

Big Shit

An arrogant person who thinks or acts like they are way more important than they really are.

Joe thinks he is a BIG SHIT now that he has a six figure income.

by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009

shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/

1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"

by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008