Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.

Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020

Dead ball

Bad move, dead end or wrong choice.

I tried to clutch a 3v1 but it was a dead ball, they got me.

by UweeeBySlim September 8, 2025

Dead beat

A person who can’t get over the break up or divorce and rips the kids from the other person. A person who uses the children as a pawn and manipulates the family court system into abusing the victim even more because the victim chose to leave the abuse. A father who enforces child support knowing that mom doesn’t have an income because they were a full-time parent. Any parent who uses the children to hurt the other parent is a deadbeat.

The dead beat father who provides for the family but abuses the mother has taken mom to court over the children because she chose to leave a toxic environment. Now he’s taking her to court for child support knowing she’s the main caretaker & was 100% reliant on his income.

by Alienatedmom222 January 11, 2024

Dead-Round

Round usually reserved for last minute strats and screen shots if necessary.

Both teams must stay in their respective spawn and if called to the center of the map for SS's, NOT open fire.

The defending team's captain called for a dead-round.

by m0bus April 13, 2006

Dead Blumpy

The act of giving someone a Blumpkin in a cemetery or graveyard

“Let’s go to the cemetery. We can go munting and maybe even get a dead blumpy.”
“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”

by TheBlumpyKing January 21, 2025