When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
by Hahaha bad February 09, 2022
When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
by MPaaS4Life August 05, 2021
by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003
None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.
by Cody5050 November 09, 2020
by painallha December 09, 2023
When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises
"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"
by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021
by Mommy issues May 11, 2021