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1 man band

Easy come easy go make it know let me sho your grin remember your chin
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout
I played my kitty her kittie and his wiener dog like a 1 man band. Only got dirty when I went hippie!!!
by Kcboommm May 13, 2024
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+1

+1
Oh would you stop +1ing
by Nanandsha September 27, 2021
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1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick
Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch
by Cryptdog April 23, 2019
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September 1

September 1 is the day emotional and sensitive people are born
They cry ALOT over the smallest things
For example
September 1 is not a good day.........it’s a emotional day for the sensitive and emotional people
by By Lazycookie June 2, 2022
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March 1

On March 1 it’s national send a cute pic day

You can send it to a friend who will appreciate it and they might send one back.
Oh March 1st! That’s national send a cute pic day! Only the best day of the year!
by Thebigdicc March 1, 2025
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1

The QI of Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter combined
Mais tu plaisantes, j’espère! Monsieur Biden et Monsieur Carter avait le QI de seulement 1!
But you're joking, I hope! Mr. Biden and Mr. Carter had an IQ of only 1!
by Koi29 February 25, 2023
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