by Burrito_boy316 December 16, 2025
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by PillCrosby December 26, 2025
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"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."
An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.
Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."
An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.
Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
Sam's Law
“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”
“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”
“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
by SeriousSam26 January 2, 2026
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"That's completely unrelated to this argument, Ad Hominem AND Cinder's Law."
"That's completely unrelated to this argument, Ad Hominem AND Cinder's Law."
by loopdiz January 7, 2026
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by dfinkel January 7, 2026
Get the Dubson’s Third Law mug.If a survivor refuses to engage in normal gameplay when they get chased - immediately giving up, going down on purpose, acting friendly, or effectively not trying - then that survivor will almost always be running a build that is mostly or entirely focused on fast generator completion (aggressive gen-speed / gen-efficiency perks), rather than chase, info, self-sustain, or anti-tunnel tools.
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Player 2: “Check her perks-she’s running full generator-speed stacking, zero chase or survival tools, classic second Otzdarva law.”
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According to Skelly’s law says that a 10/10 femboy is more attractive than a 10/10 cis-woman but a 1/10 cis-woman is more attractive than a 1/10 femboy.
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