james cock

The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.

Take cover, here cums one of those pesty James Cocks. He looks like an Angry Bird.

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017

james withdrawal

When you haven't heard from someone for an extended period of time, and thus start spamming them with messages that are just masses of random letters in an attempt to get their attention.

Man, Jeff has got some major James withdrawal, he's been spamming Tim with random stuff for a week now.

by Canadianbeardman69 October 3, 2017

william james

A cunt

Oy, did you see William james, he's a right cunt

by The depressed gentleman October 10, 2017

james craig

savage boi who will truck yo ugly ass at football

dang thats a james craig!

by billlllllllyyyyyyyyy456 April 19, 2018

James

A very thankful person with a square face a strange nose. He likes to run away from you and he likes to lick windows. I am sure that you don't like him. He is very feminine and usually sits down like a mermaid.

Situation: James finishes his dinner:
James: mmm...thank's

Situation2: You are going to have a shower and James sees you on the corridor:
James: (run away the faster as possible, pretending to be an invisible person).

by very fat ugpweon October 27, 2017

James Chung

The most handsome asian boy you've
Seen in your life. He gets all the fuckin hotties.

Girl 1: I just texted Jun!!

Girl 2: But i just texted James Chung.

Girl 1: Your so fucking lucky!!!

by Henry018 March 29, 2017

james whitoak

Is often seen as a uter roadman who is extremely good at inhailing shisha and not axhailing he also has two imagery watermelons under his arms and even tends to wear his Nike cap even when it's not sunny

Yow Man U a James whitoak

by James whitoak March 29, 2017