The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.
Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
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Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
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Rat Woman Yuri Law

(noun) Rat Woman Yuri Law is a set of rules written and enforced by the Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador. It applies to every Rat Woman and Rat Woman Yuri.
"Looks like the Rat Woman Yuri Law has been updated. Newest entry encourages balancing out toxic yuri with healthy yuri."
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My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.
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My co-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
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