Turkey Farts

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.

Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"

by Casino Williams-Williams August 13, 2011

Fart Locker

Same as - Dutch Oven. The act of trapping your mate under sheets, blankets or comfortor after farting in them.

I trapped my wife in the fart locker while she gave me a blow job.

by Caliman April 23, 2003

Angel Fart

A female who is absolutely divine, she must be an angel or a form of one. They are born from the farts of a full Angel and will eventually evolve into a full angel.

Guy 1: dude i met this girl. shes smart, beautiful, and funny
guy 2: sounds like u got urself a angel fart

by blaze511 November 6, 2010

Semen Fart

(noun):The projection of male semen from an anus forced out by bodily gases; commonly following the act of anal sex and ejaculation within the rectum.

"Dude did you just Semen Fart?"

"yeah, what of it?"

by Likes2goBowling January 11, 2012

Auschwitz Fart

A fart so terrible that it makes you feel like you’re in a gas chamber and dangerously close to the last 30 seconds of your life

Brian is always ripping his infamous Auschwitz Farts

by Dawn H May 17, 2020

Ninja fart

Basically a "silent but deadly" fart. These characteristics describe a ninja. Silent and deadly...

Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!

by Flubber Womp December 8, 2010

Fart candy

A type of candy that makes you fart and keep farting. Used as a joke that you can get on someone else or eat yourself and desturb a whole class in school.
It can be found in some novalty catallogs and on the net ect.

That fart candy joke was really funny.

by Deep blue 2012 February 13, 2010