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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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Cheeky Eat

To quickly or swiftly attempt the shoving of a small item of food, rubbish, or anything of the sort, into one’s mouth, using the element of surprise.
*friend looking away, unaware*
*me swiping my hand to his mouth, with an old sandwich*

“CHEEKY EAT!!”
by Dr Baron Ockmann August 12, 2024
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Eating carrots analy

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.
Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.
by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025
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they're eating the dogs

Something that was said by Annoying Orange that shows how much of a duffy he is.
They're eating the dogs, and Lemonfur has no story.
by Skarrins February 1, 2025
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EAT SHIT

A word when someone either, annoys you or disagrees with you. In that case you tell them to eat shit. They probably got nothing better to do
Eat Shit
by Katepalmer May 21, 2022
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Eat ass month

November’s over but it’s eat ass month now
by Hehehoohoo November 14, 2019
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