Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017

douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice

Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.

by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.

You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!

by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012

douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)

wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.

by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 13, 2017

Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.

The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!

by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015

douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw

Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."

by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021