Bobby with the tool aka Young Bobby aka Bobby Shmurda is the revulutionary rapper that made the iconic album 'Shmurdaville' and went 50 times platinum. Young Bobby was also sent to jail for unfair reasons and he will most likely be released in 2023.
Guy 1: Yo, who's yo favorite rapper?
Guy 2: Psshhh, that's easy. It's ma nigga Bobby wih da tool
Guy 1: Nigga why doe?
Guy: 2 Cause he be sliding over cars while he shoot, he thinks that he's Tom Cruise
Guy 1: *Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise*
Both guys: But bitch he BOBBY WITH DA TOOL
Guy 2: Psshhh, that's easy. It's ma nigga Bobby wih da tool
Guy 1: Nigga why doe?
Guy: 2 Cause he be sliding over cars while he shoot, he thinks that he's Tom Cruise
Guy 1: *Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise*
Both guys: But bitch he BOBBY WITH DA TOOL
by Thatniggacrazy December 5, 2017
Get the bobby with da toolmug. Shaydan: Damn dude did you know Josie was a fag
Devon: I did hear that dude she really is Josie da fag
Devon: I did hear that dude she really is Josie da fag
by soggy cheese daddy April 6, 2025
Get the Josie da fagmug. by BlueMagic December 2, 2020
Get the Out da trenchesmug. she da realest nigga out💯 finna need ass surgery da way she shittin on dese bitches. gang shit dats all she on 🤘🏾
by nydamfdon November 22, 2021
Get the ny da donmug. by Ya sit July 12, 2017
Get the tail dasmug. by juliaking February 8, 2017
Get the Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jägermug. Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.
Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2024
Get the Trafficed da hoomansmug.