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Chicken Jockey 

This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life
I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me
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Chicken Hawk 

A fit gay man, primarily a top over 30, who cruises for tasty smooth young men, generally bottoms with bubble buts. Many claim to be a Chicken Hawk, but few possess the prowess of sight, speed, and agility to be a Chicken Hawk. When seen in its natural environment, "The Club" is an amazing sight, and easy to miss, with the stealthy cruise, subtle eye contact, and quick execution.
I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
Chicken Hawk by anonymous April 20, 2025

Chicken Jockey 

A Popular meme which originates from A Minecraft Movie.
"Dude did you hear? The last post on 4Chan was Chicken Jockey."
"Nahhh that's crazy."
Chicken Jockey by AcidJace April 21, 2025

Chicken Jockey 

A Chicken Jockey is when a mob or animal is riding another animal in Minecraft, some are rare to see but you might've seen a Zombie on a Chicken!
Look there is a Chicken Jockey!
Chicken Jockey by Cocoa On MPP April 21, 2025

Chicken Jockey 

When you tuck your penis and balls between your legs and turn around for everyone to see from behind.

Chicken Jockey 

Chicken Jockey” is commonly referred to as the act of spontaneously tucking ones penis and balls between their legs, followed by yelling “Chicken Jockey” while turning around for spectators to view from behind.
Dude, I dare you to Chicken Jockey that guy in the drive-thru.