Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

Dryce bum

When you go on a bender drinking moose head dry ice beer and have the most horrific hot wet shits the next day from all the dry ice you consumed.

Donnie has got a heavy case of dryce bum from last night and he’s really paying for it today with his squealed up underwear and lava pouring out of his keister.

by Buttered Sausage February 22, 2024

bum in

to suddenly acquire; to travel; come in

Trade allowed for necessities to bum in overseas

by a.dotballa February 12, 2019

Hot-cross bum

Shooting a rope in a cross formation on someone’s ass.

“Mike gave me a hot-cross bum last night”

by Albatt Ross March 16, 2019

Bum Tumbler

A pejorative term used to imply someone enjoys sticking their fingers up someone else's anus, most commonly used as a gay slur. The name comes from pin tumbler locks as you need to stick a key or pick into the lock to move the pins to open the lock. The finger would be the key and the ass is the lock.

What're you Bum Tumblers up to?

by Fyce September 2, 2017

Stinky bum

Stinky means loving and cute and amazing and wonderful, bum is the love of your life

youre my Stinky bum!!!!!!!!

by schneider from friends December 4, 2021

Parra Bum

Little wannabe gang members that hang around parramatta and post tiktoks about themselves they are all under housing comission and their fathers dropped out in year 8. their fathers are either drug dealers or tradies there is no inbetween.

That cunt is such a parra bum cuz

by harrygaussie November 30, 2022