chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021

Banana

A pig on steroids

'I had a pet pig. I fed it a banana, but then it tried to kill me...'

by POTATOPIEZZ June 6, 2023

The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024

Banana game

A game that has little gameplay and is mostly played to get random item drops which you can sell on a marketplace for minimal real world profit. most of the time the marketplace taxes you and gives a little bit of the money to the creator. the reason it is called a Banana game is because of the most popular example of this is a game called Banana on steam.

Person1: Man I've been making a lot less money from this game then I thought i would.
Person2: Well what did you expect from a Banana game, they are practically a scam.

by Galaxy Kid November 28, 2024

sloppy banana

When a female peels back your forskin and your dick cheese flys out

She was happily getting ready for. Sex till she realized i had a sloppy banana

by 7816351 July 2, 2017

banana bread

it means that the bread is very ugly and smells rotten

The bread was very banana bread

by itzSunboi April 5, 2022

making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.

That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!

by bakers dozen October 10, 2009