Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.

Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.

by Ass NonyMouse December 07, 2015

buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"

buford two step okie doke

by EEdouble June 04, 2016

you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.

Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.

by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE February 13, 2016

two pieces of chicken

In chess when your opponent threatens mate in one and then you push one of your pawns which is now defending the mate threat and resulting in the opponent now having 2 pawns hanging instead of one (you couldn’t take the pawn on the move before because M1 was hanging)

Killian pushed one of his pawns, such a brilliant move because now there are two pieces of chicken.

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat September 25, 2023

the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

two chords

Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)

*Jazz music playing*
Me: "oh, two chords"

by Dan Sparkle April 26, 2018

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021