"brb, after-piss."
by 🅱️🏳️🌈😩 November 04, 2019
Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!
by The GarrBear November 27, 2011
A piss basket is someone that is extremely annoying and tries to use insults in a british accent to sound funny. They will often utter random insults for the smallest things. They are called piss baskets because the way they speak is like dumping piss out of a basket
by BuCkWhEaTeAtEr February 17, 2018
When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 07, 2022
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
When you go pee right before an online video game match/round, commonly but not limited to online multiplayer first person shooters such as Overwatch, CSGO, and Valorant
Oh shit dude yeah we’ll play, hold a minute I just have to take a pregame piss.
We’ll play right after I take my pregame piss
We’ll play right after I take my pregame piss
by Robotron 9000 August 13, 2020