michael bartlett

The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful

Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.

by Luciezdreamz May 25, 2024

MICHAEL

A man that is simply "here to help".

You're taking a shower,

Michael; "I'm here to help!"

by iiBibeFoxii May 25, 2024

Michaeling

1. The act of leaving your mic on while being afk in a game.
2. The act of leaking sensitive information over a voice call.

“How did you get Jeff’s social security number “

“He was totally michaeling the other day and accidentally leaked it”

by Creative2345 May 27, 2024

Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.

Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025