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Jamie May

Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.
Got any ketchup or cucumbers? Ask Jamie May, hes got them hidden in every hole you can think of!
by Quifeneck November 5, 2025
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Holly may Lewis

A girl with a twin, 3 cats, 2 sisters, and one brother.
by Little dolly November 7, 2020
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Mai

She knows everyone and everyone know her. She's a simple person to understand and can always be caught in a lie. Always easy to forgive and doesn't like to hold grudges because she has a somewhat positive outlook on life. Mai LOVES to LAUGH and makes the people around her laugh. Mai wants to find a true wonderful love one day and will not be fully satisfied with her life until she has found that. She always wants what she cant have to get.
Boy: I really like Mai, shes so fun to talk to

Boy2: I know shes pretty cute man, you should ask her out
by Loöza December 2, 2019
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may carmelette

May Carmelette Passion

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May Carmelette is pretty
by anonymous October 7, 2021
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May 2

sit on niggas lap day
Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now
by notvinz April 30, 2022
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may 20th

“hey what’s on may 20th?”
“it’s social tourists birthday!”
by leia @dameluzed May 20, 2022
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May 3rd

international cook a rat day.

Specifically used in barbecue.
"Hey do you know what day it is?"
"yeah May 3rd"
"Wow do you wanna grill some rats for lunch in my garden for lunch?"
"Yeah dude I'd love to, I'll bring some as well they'll be delicious."
by OXFORD. May 2, 2023
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