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bird

n. A synonym for the male genatalia, typically coined by Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys
One time I was making a model and I glued the wing of a B17 bomber to my bird by accident
by cheeseburgerwalrus December 6, 2017
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bird kiss

Bird kissing is when you give your partner gentle, small kisses on the cheeks.
Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!
by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022
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Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
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Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!
by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023
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Dirty Bird

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then
"My wife wanted to try having a threesome, so instead I gave her a Dirty Bird"
by butter-flies January 31, 2023
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Angry bird

Idiot who has no life
Kaiden is a rage angry bird
by YaFatMomWhoHasNoLife August 31, 2018
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childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.
Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*
by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023
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