Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.
Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
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Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"
Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.
Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.
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Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
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2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
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