two fingers up

Suicidal

“Is he ok, he has two fingers up in his photo

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018

Texas two by two

The act of having sex in a motel 6 in Texas next to another couple also having sex .

Last time i went out with the boys we had a Texas two by two

by 2xstuff October 19, 2018

Quadrant two activity

A quadrant two activity is an activity that keeps your body (usually the lower part) in motion for a defined period of time. Usually 2-30 mins.

Its been a long time since I saw my girlfriend. No wonder I feel the need to perform a quadrant two activity.

by Arhinkaa October 19, 2018

two over five

A fraction used by Asian mandems

Bro what are these two over fives doing here

by Gwader October 27, 2018

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017