The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

A school on the west coast of florida with a bunch of emo and suicidal kids there is a fight there every other day teachers suck ass. 6th grade is annoying 7th grade is fine 8th graders are a bunch of insecure little pussy who think making fun of every kid in there school makes them hard. Assistant principal's suck ass. Everthing at phms sucks
by Hitler from phms September 27, 2021

Where stanky and fish girls go to school and need to learn how to take showers. Fiens and wanna be potheads everywhere. Some of the nastiest people go here. People think they are cool for saying the n word and throwing up gang signs. Just try your best to stay away from driver middle school and high school.
by Poopy.head345 October 9, 2019

north lake middle school is found in lake stevens, wa. The kids here are so annoying and immature. half of them smoke or are all in drama.
by nicegirl12 November 1, 2022

school full of a ton of kids who smoke in the bathroom and two-faced sluts. everyone there loves attention and will constantly try to make people feel bad
by thotianna29 November 18, 2019

A trashy middle school where all the boys act like they are from the hood and all the girls are hoes. Everyone there is either fighting with someone or failing all there classes
by Jrjenen December 12, 2021

this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
by PussyAbsorber420 July 5, 2022
