jingle hell rock

This is when you can't get a Christmas song out of your head and are forced to make up new lyrics for it in order to keep it interesting.

Joe: Have you been to the mall lately?
Fred: Yeah, unfortunately I have dude, all I got was a bad case of Jingle Hell Rock.

by cloakedagger December 9, 2013

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Kasota Rock Candy

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018

rock my boat

To come close to rocking someone's world, but falling just shy, thus only "rocking their boat"

Friend: What do you think of Susie Q?

Me: Not bad, but she didn't rock my boat.

by malice33 January 9, 2011

punk rock bitch

punk ass beezie bitch,ho,ripper,women

"punk rock bitch who made me cum, in ten seconds flat man she's dumb" mac dre

by jbeezy May 13, 2005

rock n roll

great bands of rock.... men with huge hair,outrageus clothes,big concerts, and great head bangin music.

acdc
skid row
black sabbath
guns n' roses
scorpions
motly crue

by d.j. June 17, 2005

emo butt rock

Shitty fucking Emo music that retards like to butt fuck to, while using their own fake tears and face paint as lube. These dramatic douche bags are not really mad at the world just mad at them selves for being born a fucking douche bag.

Emo butt rock sucks. Fuck Atreyu!!! Atreyu can gag on my fury nut sack. I will shit on Dan Jacobs face!! Go back to O.C. and quietly wait for it to fall in the ocean you fuck!!

by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007