Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.

Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.

by Daniel A 6969 December 1, 2025

Reverse Teetotaler

A person who abstains strictly from water, tea, coffee, and other non-alcoholic beverages, professing to consume only fermented or distilled liquors; an individual who avoids sobriety with the same rigor a teetotaler avoids alcohol.

The club is populated by reverse teetotalers who view the tea urn with deep suspicion and the gin bottle with reverence.

by TR Arterburn December 2, 2025

Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide

Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style

by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025

Reverse Brown

When you put your car in reverse and on the back up cam you see a brown pussy

Hey Ben when I was backing up Rachelle’s was in my back up cam it it was reverse brown

by Jarvis Johnson December 4, 2025

Reverse Brown

When you put your car in reverse and see a brown pussy in the back up cam

Bob was backing up and saw Rachelle’s reverse brown

by Jarvis Johnson December 4, 2025

Reverse Travolta

When you get a massage from a male masseuse and instead of getting an HJ, you give an HJ.

I got a massage today and finished it with a reverse Travolta.

by RabidWasp December 20, 2025

Reverse Sky Burial

Unlike a Tibetan sky burial in which a body is consumed by birds, reverse sky burial is consumption by aquatic megafauna such as shark or kraken.

Samuel L. Jackson's abrupt reverse sky burial in the film Deep Blue Sea took many by surprise.

by bobby_america December 28, 2025