Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022

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reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022

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reverse sarchasm

When you use sarchasm in a manner that is meant to be complementary, rather than insulting.

Jane: Do these earrings make my ass look fat?

Dick: EEW! my GOD! I never noticed before but your ass IS fat and you're ugly. I can't believe I put my dick in you, and i kinda wish you'd die!

Jane:...

Dick: you did pick up on the reverse sarchasm right?

Jane: ;)

xxoo

by Rev. Dick Serious March 7, 2009

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Reverse Pedo

when a Minor lies about their age to go after adults, Usually in VRChat

Friend One: "Hey you remember yesterday in VRChat when we were hanging out with that group in the public instance?"
Friend Two: "Yeah what about them?"
Friend One: "Turns out the one that was hitting on you so much is a Reverse Pedo"
Friend Two: "What?? What do you mean?"
Friend One: "They're not actually 18, they lied about their age"
Friend Two: "Jesus fucking Christ dude, definitely blocking them when I get the chance"

by Winston Hoskins August 6, 2025

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