Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

Milk

its like expired milk but not

milk

by walterwhite123420 June 28, 2022

Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 5, 2021

Milk

Milk is a white liquid food produced by the mammary glands of mammals. It is the primary source of nutrition for young mammals before they are able to digest solid food. Immune factors and immune-modulating components in milk contribute to milk immunity

"Milk is my favorite drink!"
"Milk is full of calcium!"

by deerbuck360 April 28, 2023

Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Duck Milk

A type of milk commonly found in Australia. The ducks that produce this milk are called 'milk ducks'.

Sometimes (if they are a very rare species) they will produce milk with a turquoise hue.

"How was your duck milk, Sarah?"
"It was great!"

by LoveussySanussy June 11, 2024

milk prank

a prank involving milk whether in presence, taste, contents, resemblance, smell or any other means

dude my water tastes like milk,, that’s totally a “milk prank”
we’re gonna put milk in that guys shoes, he will never suspect this milk prank

by alligatorade May 28, 2022