Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

by MTProfessor May 14, 2013

Chocolate chip and milk

When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it

Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth

by Alaskan boi December 30, 2020

Sniffing Milk

Just as when one is approaching a perishable item such as milk, when one is " Sniffing Milk" one is treading carefully and investigating in order to avoid potential disaster.

Mondale was cautious about investing in the new business venture, so he spent extra time sniffing milk.

by August 18, 2023

Muscle milk

Almost signed off

I can lift 360 after a warm up & muscle milk

by Ss_yurrr August 31, 2022

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 31, 2017

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018