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The Guy Who Asked Story

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

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by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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1 guy 1 cup

When you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
"I heard Tommy burned his eyes out with a lit cigarette after watching 1 guy 1 cup. The doctors at the clinic said that he still hasn't stopped screaming."
by visibly shaken October 25, 2009
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late night talker guy

The guy who a girl tells her problems in the depth of the night and who will never be together because that man is officially in the friend-zone.
Guy 1: I talked to her until 2am
Guy 2: you're totally late night talker guy
by jackofoso December 26, 2011
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Guy hotness appreciation month

This is celebrated throughout the entire month of September. In this month all the girls and women out there can appreciate how hot guys are as much as they want, and no one will care except for themselves. A great month to stare at your crush all day.
Person 1: Uh... why are you staring at Nick?
Person 2: Didn't you know? It's guy hotness appreciation month! I can ogle him all I want all month.
by N@y September 24, 2011
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Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG)

The one person in the team who is extra worthless when compared to the other members in the team.

According to Dilbert, the WDG might seem completely competent in a different context, but

in your group he is a chimp.
Russell will act as a Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG) for our project
by mlevit March 22, 2010
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80's guy/girl

Someone stuck in a 1980's style or thought pattern. Could be a guy with a glam rock T-shirt but could also mean a stockbroker type that celebrates "80's greed and excess" by dressing in a suit, with slicked back hair, and a giant cell phone attached to his ear.
"All he talked about was his Movado. What an 80's guy!"

or 80's guy/girl
by JimNickerson November 30, 2007
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Guy C. Hafford III

HAWTY who im insanley in love withhh
Heey its Guy C. Hafford III!!!

OMFG!!!! he is so hot i would fuck him up a wall any day of the week!!!!
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