dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

dead

A dead guy

This guy is dead

by annoyingguy January 16, 2019

Very dead

A horror movie/game character who you can already tell will die horribly.

Character: I'll be right back
Me eating cheerios out of the bag: Oh hell nah she very dead

by Kali but epic November 10, 2021

dead

Something your social life is.

You: I'm dead inside.

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

Dead-nutzed

Dead-on: extremely accurate, precise; exact, direct;
On the nut: amount of money required for a venture;

Your wedge to the green was Dead-nutzed at the flag.
noun & adjective

by PolkaCity December 31, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025