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Moby douche

A different version of moby dick that is a huge duchebag. He eats dick and sucks balls.
Hey Bill, I found a moby douche in the ocean. It appears he has a huge cock in his mouth
by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018
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Douche-McGouche

An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.
Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018
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Douche Canoe

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty
by ray90 November 15, 2018
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douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way
Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .
by steven ford July 12, 2017
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douche stream

When a Jackass leaks shit from their mouths.
Colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .
by Matzy15 July 14, 2017
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douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017
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Douche Juice

Vape Liquid that is put in a vaping device, also called a douche flute
The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
by Boleym October 12, 2018
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