I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 28, 2017

IM DEAD

The meaning is when someone is laughing uncontrollably something

Ryan: insert something funny here
Stephanie: IM DEAD LMAOOO

by Sub to Royale Naomi Plays April 24, 2021

I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 21, 2023

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 13, 2023

Dead Island

The diet dying light, Who do you voodoo, a 2011 made fun game, and also made an infamous trailer. Also not even related with the trailer, but overall a good game.

Guy: Hey, have you heard about Dead Island? It has some good zombie killing weapons!
A Biased Idiot: LOL YOU ACTUALLY LIKE STUJPID ZOMOBYEIE GAMEMES!??!?!?!LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLO YOU WILL NEVER SUC-*Gets ran over by the Dead Island Ram zombie*

by diet dying light October 13, 2023

Dead Racehorse

An item of previously high value that has reached its untimely demise or ability to use.

"Opened my oil cap today and found the forbidden smoothie, she's a Dead Racehorse for sure."

by TheSaucySoviet June 16, 2022

The Dead Robbin

When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.

When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.

by Rocket Richard July 22, 2024