Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write 

Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)

This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.

Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write by SimplyRidiculous January 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary User 

1. Sicko sex addict (50%)
2. Asshole douchebag (45%)
3. Someone like me who just likes putting weird stuff out there please don't judge (4%)
4. Someone who actually wants to help people (1%)

MOST urban dictionary users sucks, some are actually nice, and some, like me, are just weird.

Urban Dictionary User by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary is Written By You 

pointless

urmom is urban dictionary is written by you

Urban Dictionary is Written By You by URMOMISURMOM November 4, 2019

urban dictionary warzone 

a place on urban dictionary where a word (or person) is debated over and the definitions are mixed in with each other. there are two types of urban dictionary warzones

1. a person who is given hate or praise (i.e. taylor swift)

2. a word which has a definition that is disputed over (i.e. chode)

1. writer one: taylor swift is awesome

writer two: taylor swift sucks

2. writer one:chode means a penis wider then it is long

writer two: a chode is the area between your balls and your ass

me: ugh this urban dictionary warzone is confusing

urban dictionary warzone by theguy8 January 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary Hopeful

Someone, usually a guy, who puts their crush's name on urban dictionary and define them as "Wonderful" or "The most amazing person in the world", etc. The expectation is that the crush will see it and somehow know that urban dictionary hopeful's name wrote it for them.

Browsing Urban Dictionary at random, all I saw were posts by urban dictionary hopefuls.

The definition of Sarah is supposedly "the sexiest, most beautiful girl i know. She is the most amazing person in the world."

What, does he expect Sarah will happen to see that? ridiculousness.

Urban Dictionary Hopeful by Nice guy Robbert November 2, 2012

Urban Dictionary Backlog 

When you have not used Urban Dictionary for a while and next time you use it you spend ages just looking through "word of the day" definitions.

Person 1: What took you so long?
Person 2: Had a fair bit of Urban Dictionary Backlog to go through. Know what I mean?
Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.

Urban Dictionary Backlog by CJ Moose April 19, 2013

urban dictionary definition fail 

When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.

Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.

Friend: what did you put?

Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.

Friend: did it get accepted?

Dude: nope...

Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.

Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.

Friend: maybe we should define that term!

Dude: I hope it gets accepted.

Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!

urban dictionary definition fail by The Definer Dude from Space!! November 6, 2013